🚀 Ladies and gentlemen, aliens and droids! Prepare yourselves for an out-of-this-world experience at The Empty Glass as we present the most ludicrously intergalactic rave this side of the galaxy... Spaceballs: The Rave!

🛸 Join us on May the Fourth (Schwartz) starting at 10pm for a night filled with ludicrous-speed beats, featuring the one and only Mazter Baztard!

🪐 Admission is just $7 space bucks at the door, and this event is strictly for the wise ones aged 21 and above.

🚀 We encourage all attendees to flaunt their inner Dark Helmet by donning their finest Sci-Fi themed costumes or shirts. The best outfit gets $100 cash!

👽 So grab your Schwartz (just don't get it twisted), climb into the Winebego, and get ready to have a blast at The Empty Glass, located at 410 Elizabeth St in Charleston, WV. Don't miss this chance to party like you just paid off Pizza The Hut! See you there!